What Happened To Her Eyebrows?
Pascal Cotte announced at a press conference Wednesday that he has found definitive proof that when Leonardo da Vinci painted the original portrait he included "Mona Lisa's" lashes and brows. Cotte examined the world's most famous painting using a high-definition camera of his own design. "One day I say, if I can find only one hair, only one hair of the eyebrow, I will have definitively the proof that originally Leonardo da Vinci had painted eyelash and eyebrow," said Cotte.
The device scanned a 240-million pixel image using 13 light spectrums, including ultra-violet and infrared.
First off I can only speculate on how much this I really need to get laid stupid fuck must have spent on sorting out the Mona Lisa eyebrow mystery...money that could have fed starving children, paid for meds for people in Africa with AIDS, housed homeless and/or abused women, provided aid to refugees from too many countries to mention, or set up a scholarship for kids who could change the course of things with a college education if only given the opportunity...the end all be all is this-Who the fuck cares if Mona Lisa had eyebrows or not-who the fuck cares he found proof of that one little hair he so desperately/pathetically sought after...the reality is this eyebrows then or now or not, just take a page from the Amanda Palmer(of the Dresden Dolls and solo work) handbook and draw the fuckers in and shut the fuck up about it...
Her eyebrows in the Mad Hatter's humble opinion ARE a work of art and belie the true madness of her genius as well as her creatively beautiful nature.
The Mad Hatter's first award for the originality of talent and genius is awarded to Amanda Palmer. Period.
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