Celebrity Eyebrow Deathmatch!

Amanda Palmer vs The Mona Lisa




What Happened To Her Eyebrows?
Pascal Cotte announced at a press conference Wednesday that he has found definitive proof that when Leonardo da Vinci painted the original portrait he included "Mona Lisa's" lashes and brows. Cotte examined the world's most famous painting using a high-definition camera of his own design. "One day I say, if I can find only one hair, only one hair of the eyebrow, I will have definitively the proof that originally Leonardo da Vinci had painted eyelash and eyebrow," said Cotte.
The device scanned a 240-million pixel image using 13 light spectrums, including ultra-violet and infrared.

First off I can only speculate on how much this I really need to get laid stupid fuck must have spent on sorting out the Mona Lisa eyebrow mystery...money that could have fed starving children, paid for meds for people in Africa with AIDS, housed homeless and/or abused women, provided aid to refugees from too many countries to mention, or set up a scholarship for kids who could change the course of things with a college education if only given the opportunity...the end all be all is this-Who the fuck cares if Mona Lisa had eyebrows or not-who the fuck cares he found proof of that one little hair he so desperately/pathetically sought after...the reality is this eyebrows then or now or not, just take a page from the Amanda Palmer(of the Dresden Dolls and solo work) handbook and draw the fuckers in and shut the fuck up about it...


Her eyebrows in the Mad Hatter's humble opinion ARE a work of art and belie the true madness of her genius as well as her creatively beautiful nature.

The Mad Hatter's first award for the originality of talent and genius is awarded to Amanda Palmer. Period.

Reality(Smart) vs Non-Reality(Stupid)

I am not going to list where this story came from lets just say I found it online and leave it at that. It was an article talking about how a student protest group on a campus known for its share of protests did not make the Thursday night meetings to organize protests against the Iraq “war”aka US occupation. Their reason being this-it coincided with their favorite show Grey’s Anatomy. The article went on to talk about how technology being so readily available has helped to create a sense of semi-empathy and is partly to blame. Well here is a suggestion utilize the technology to tape the fucking show and get up off your lazy asses and make yourself heard-you are college students you should be able to sort out the fact that you can have your proverbial cake and eat it to by simply recording the show. Hell you can even get the damn thing on your ipod. I mean for fuck’s sake what is more important-who Meredith will whore around with each week or standing up for the real people dying senselessly over in Iraq. The war is real, Grey’s Anatomy is not-let’s hope college has something better to teach you than what it apparently already has not!

Mother Nature's Secrets Revealed!!!

ST. PETERSBURG, Florida (CNN) -- It's a community that seems serene, with just a wind chime breaking the silence. But look again and you will see many residents wearing ankle monitor systems that alert authorities if they wander too far away.

The Palace Mobile Home Park is a place that welcomes sex offenders. Ninety-five of these 200 residents are convicted sex offenders, including some pedophiles.
The adults-only, nondescript, low-income trailer park near St. Petersburg, Florida has gained a reputation among sex offenders on probation as a good place to live and stay out of trouble.
"Out there ... it's a jungle," said Michael, who did not want his last name used for this report. "In here, it's our own little piece of paradise. We're safe here."
Michael was released from prison in June. He's been a familiar face to law enforcement in Florida and Mississippi for the past 20 years, serving prison time for grand theft, drug possession and sexual battery on a child.

So glad THEY feel safe-what the fuck?! Ok, so it has become pointedly clear to me why Mother Nature goes after trailer parks with tornados on such a frequent basis. Go Mother Nature and if you can have a tornado selectively take out those 95 and spare the innocents well then great. If not feel free to go all Utilitarian and such-sometimes innocent people have to die for the greater good...